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Sunday, February 26, 2017

Top 15 Films of 2016


I haven't posted here for almost 10 months.  Been busy, kinda not into it, but today is Oscar Sunday and I can't really pass up an excuse to make a list, so as I've done the last three years (2013, 2014, 2015), here's my personal Favorite Films of the Year, 2016 Edition.

As always though, even with the extra time to catch up on everything, there are still plenty of 2016 releases I have yet to see, including: Manchester by the Sea, Arrival, Jackie, Nocturnal Animals, Silence, Paterson, Hidden Figures, Fences, 20th Century Women, Certain Women, American Honey, Toni Erdmann, Loving, Moana, 13th, Cameraperson, Tickled, The Love Witch, The Age of ShadowsHacksaw Ridge, The Fits, We are the FleshOuija: Origin of Evil, and a whole bunch of other things I am sure.

Out of the 60+ movies from 2016 I did see, these were my favorites:



TOP 15 FILMS OF 2016



1.
Green Room
The next two films on my list are probably technically better movies, but Green Room just blew me away with its intensity and has resonated with me since seeing it months ago.  Plus it's just my kind of movie.  This is a brutal, tense film about a young punk rock band set up with a gig that turns out to be at a nazi skinhead punk bar, and things only get worse when they witness a horrible act of violence and get trapped in the titular location.

Jeremy Saulnier, who also blew me away with Blue Ruin, crafts an expertly paced and painfully executed thriller, with the grisly palpable fear permeating every sickly green corridor and dark crevice of this claustrophobic horror show.  Anton Yelchin (may he RIP) is great, what happens to him in the film is beyond shocking and is downright gnarly (people were gasping in my audience), but the MVP might just be Patrick Stewart, who is fantastic as the chillingly calculated and cold skinhead leader.

More than just an intense bloodbath and exercise in cruelty, Saulnier has written an intelligent script with moments that force contemplation on the learned nature of hate and how it is developed and employed to incite violence and fuel anger, usually for dogmatic means.  There are themes and ideas at work in this film that resonate with the current political climate.  It's 2016 and we still have to tell nazi punks to fuck off.


2.
The Handmaiden
Exquisite and masterful, Park Chan-wook is at the top of his game here (the editing is superb and the film is beautiful), offering one surprise after another as multiple characters con each other for various reasons.  An orgasmic thriller in every sense, with moments of genuine happiness and love occurring amidst all the perverseness, torture, cruelty, and plot twists.  Two black gloved thumbs up.


3.
Moonlight
A rare thing:  a modest, intimate film, a heartbreaking love story, emotional and true, told with solid and precise filmmaking.  The small moments of our lives are what make us who we are.  Real good stuff, this is a special film, should prob win the Oscar for Best Picture.  (edit:  IT WON and in MEMORABLE fashion!)


4.
Elle
Masterfully constructed from the perspective of putting the viewer totally within the viewpoint of the protagonist, a woman who contains multitudes of layers and is never quite just one thing, much like the plot and tone of this film which slides effortlessly between erotic thriller, whodunit, family drama, and dark comedy.  A tough film with some trigger warnings for sure, but the lead performance by Isabelle Huppert is one of the best of the decade and director Paul Verhoeven (who is 78!) is firing on all his perverted cylinders.


5.
The Nice Guys
So damn fun and funny, with a tight script and a compelling central mystery (even if it is the typical "search for a girl" plot), this is basically buddy-cop movie perfection.  Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe are a riot, both giving their characters some nice depth and complexity.  Action packed, absurd and hilarious, darkly so at times, the crowd I saw it with was gasping almost as much as they were laughing.  This is a real crowd pleaser.


6.
The Invitation
Didn't know much going into this one and that is the perfect way to see it.  If you need a logline, this is a paranoid thriller set at a casual dinner gathering, the execution is fantastic and the ensemble is great.


7.
Hell or High Water
Bank robbery genre film that downshifts with a bit of melancholy, moral ambiguity, and topical social issues (cycles of poverty).  The film looks great, capturing that sparse rural Texas beauty.  Jeff Bridges is excellent, Chris Pine continues to do his best work as a character actor, and Ben Foster adds layers to the scumbag brother he plays.  Great soundtrack, too.


8.
The Lobster
Bizarre and borderline brilliant, strangely insightful in how we relate to one another while looking for meaningful connection and relationships.  Low in budget and high in concept, Colin Farrell (who has never been better or pudgier) is taken to The Hotel where he, along with all the other guests, are expected to find love in 45 days or else they will be turned into the animal of their choosing.  Like I said, humorously bizarre, but also incredibly sweet, darkly intense, and totally unforgettable.

"We dance alone.  That's why we only play electronic music."


9.
Swiss Army Man
A treasure trove of whatthefuck.  A funny, weird movie about loneliness, depression, imagination, and escape.  It's magic.  Pure, farting boner corpse magic.


10.
O.J. - Made in America
The best work to come out of the ESPN 30 for 30 project (which, by the way, I consider a TV series, so I usually don't count episodes as "movies" per se, but since this film debuted in theaters and is nominated for an Oscar, I made an exception), this epic documentary about the O.J. Simpson trial is incredible as it parallels his life with the racial injustices and tragedies of Los Angeles that led to the climate that would foster the trial of the century.  Even at almost eight hours long it is still a breezy watch, captivating and disturbing, the graphic nature of the crime scene photos actually made me physically recoil.  Damn O.J., why'd you have to do that shit, man?


11.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Perfect balance of charming and funny, it's sweet without getting overly saccharin.  Sam Neill is a goddamn treasure and his pairing with little hoodlum Ricky Baker is fantastic.  The New Zealand countryside is lovely and Rhys Darby nearly steals the entire movie in his brief scenes as a mad, paranoid bushman, but that guys practically steals every movie he's in, so that's par.  There's a Leonard Cohen song featured here and I saw this film a couple days after he died last year.  That was my "shit just got real" moment.


12.
Kill Zone 2
A multi-faceted plot involving black market organ thievery, straight-up kidnapping, wrongful imprisonment, a gang boss with a bad heart, a sick little girl with leukemia, a junkie undercover cop, a ruthless prison warden, and a guy whose knife skills would put Danny Trejo to shame, all of it underlined with themes of corruption and loyalty and punctuated with the absolute BEST action scenes and fight choreography of the year.  Sure to please anyone looking for great Hong Kong action cinema with clean fight scenes featuring nimble dudes who are fleet of foot kicking and punching each other into oblivion.


13.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
The second genre film on my list that benefits greatly from the less you know as a viewer, so don't watch any trailers or read any spoilery reviews.  Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch are both great, imbuing their father/son relationship with a lot of warmth and authenticity, and when the spooky shit hits the fan it is genuinely upsetting because you like these guys so much.  A scary good mystery.


14.
The Witch
An atmosphere of dread hangs heavy over this Puritanical horror film that explores the dangers of religious conviction, patriarchal failures, witch trials, and the changes of puberty.  Also the dangers of goats.  Some people were turned off by the fact that the actual witch stuff was limited in the film, but I felt it was very effective when used.  The slow burn pace of the film is earned and the payoff is quite excellent, so much so that you want more, the hallmark of a good story.  Quick side note:  people that spell the title of this "The VVitch" can go straight to hell..


15.
The Neon Demon
Gorgeous, gory, hypnotic, horrifying, measured, challenging, meditative, obtuse, everything you expect from a Nicholas Winding Refn joint.  Cliff Martinez with the original music score of the year!



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the next ten:
-Captain America: Civil War - The airport rumble is the most comic booky action scene achieved yet in cinema.  These MCU films, particularly the Cap America series, continue to be my favorite modern blockbusters.

-De Palma - Basically is just Brian De Palma talking about his career and all his movies for two hours and for a De Palma cinema nerd IT IS FANTASTIC AND THE BEST.

-Sing Street - Cute coming of age story set in 1980s Ireland that digs into the creative process, both of song writing and the discovery of self.  Great songs (even if they are increasingly anachronistic) and the cast has fantastic chemistry, might be the feel good movie of the year.

-La La Land - Charming and very pretty to look at.  Could've used more songs, tho.

-The Shallows - Starts as a simple, tense survival tale before embracing the exploitation aspects of its story in the third act.  The best shark movie since Jaws 2.  Also, Best Supporting Actor:  Steven Seagull.  

-Tower - Doc on the 1966 University of Texas mass shooting, done in an artistic rotoscopic animation style, doesn't give voice to the killer or even show an image of him, instead focuses on the victims and survivors of that tragic day.

-Trash Fire - Moves fluidly between drama, romance, dark comedy, and horror and isn't afraid to get cruel while exploring themes of relationships, family obligations, and abusiveness.  Plus, I love how director Ricky Bates, Jr. knows exactly how and when to end a film.

-10 Cloverfield Lane - I wasn't down with the last twist in the finale, but otherwise really liked this tense little thriller.  John Goodman is the man.

-Hello, My Name is Doris - Sally Field is a legit joy as an eccentric older woman who decides to pursue a younger man in this Michael Showalter comedy, bringing some real depth to what could be a goofy or maudlin character.  Plus she's real funny.  So is everyone else (Tyne Daley!).

-Hush - Effective and simple in execution, with some wonderfully tense moments.  The novelty of a deaf heroine makes for some great suspense scenes and she more than proves to be quite the formidable opponent for the psycho killer here.  Mike Flanagan is proving to be a modern master of horror.


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honorable mentions:  Lo and Behold: Reveries of the Connected World, Into the InfernoWeiner, Weiner DogKubo and the Two Strings, Everybody Wants Some!!, Southside with You, I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House, Blood Father



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Worst Movies of the Year:

Truly a shame what Warner Bros. is doing with its DC Comics properties.  It's almost fascinatingly stupid and inept.  Man of Steel was terrible and now these two...

-Suicide Squad - A big stinking mess, haphazardly edited, boring and clumsy, with more needle drops than a FM station, truly feels like it was made for (and by) stunted 12 year olds.  Atrocious.  Margot Robbie was nice.

-Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice - The piss jar sitting on the shelf amongst the rest of the Bat and 'Supe franchises.  Atrocious.  Ben Affleck was nice.



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Well, there you go.  What do you think?
Agree? Disagree?  What were your favorites of 2016?
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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Top 15 Films of 2015


In what now seems like a new tradition (see: my 2013 and 2014 lists), I am posting my Top Favorite Films of 2015 List today, on Oscar Sunday.  These extra weeks allow me to catch up on 2015 releases, and since I'm not getting paid to write any of this, I say why not wait until I've seen a good amount of them before finishing a list.

As always though, even with all the extra time, I still haven't seen a boatload of things (especially Oscar nominees), including Carol, The Big Short, Spotlight, Son of Saul, Steve JobsStraight Outta Compton, Crimson Peak, Kumiko the Treasure HunterThe Assassin, Magic Mike XXL, Mustang, Macbeth, Krampus, Goodnight Mommy, The Forbidden Room, 45 Years, Brooklyn, Beasts of No Nation, or The Revenant.  So keep all that in mind..

Out of the 50 or so movies I did see from 2015, these were my favorites:


TOP 15 FILMS OF 2015



1.
Mad Max: Fury Road
Like most, I couldn't help but absolutely love this movie.  My expectations were high and they were met at every level.  The relentless momentum of this film is exhilarating, with a breathlessness that is warranted.  It has a great, simple plot structure and some deeper emotional moments and themes running throughout.

Tom Hardy as Max is amazing, tough and silent, and I love how the movie isn't afraid to have one of his best action moments offscreen.  His throwdown his Furiosa is fantastic too, as is Furiosa herself (Charlize Theron has an all-timer character here; she's so badass)...  So many great things in this movie:  the car designs, the car crashes, the tight editing and framing, the crisp visual action choreography, the set and art design, the eye popping color tones, "I live! I die! I live again!," The Doof Warrior, the guys on poles, Mother's Milk, that freaky tiny guy in the chair, the non-corny nods to the previous films, the spray paint, the religious symbolism of the steering wheel, and of course, Immortan Joe: Darth Vader of the wasteland.

Fury Road is an action masterpiece and a brilliant piece of pure cinema.  If you don't like it you're a crazy smig who eats schlanger!


2.
The Hateful Eight
Tarantino takes his "tension filled dialogue that explodes into violence" approach to filmmaking to it's squirm-inducing nihilistic end.  Cruel and uncomfortable, this is America at its ugliest and worst, paying for and reliving its sins of slavery and greed, and riding out on a positive ending built around bullshit and subterfuge.   The nihilism is so evident in this drawing room mystery that I can't help but think of another nihilistic film made by a filmmaker who was angry at the increasingly frustrating social and political nature of the times.  I'm speaking of course of the late Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left, a transgressive scream of a horror film made at a time in American history when things were boiling over with Vietnam, Kent State, racial tension, etc.

The comparison between Craven's and Tarantino's films is made implicit with the use of a song by David Hess (who starred in and provided the soundtrack for Last House), a track called "Now You're All Alone."  In Last House it is used in the lead up to poor Mari's execution and in Hateful Eight it creeps up in the scene where Joe Gage shoots helpless Charly.  Both scenes involve the murder of an innocent and invoke the mournful inevitableness of death, the cold approach of forever.

Tarnatino has never been accused of being a political filmmaker but with his last two films it would seem he has some things on his mind when it comes to the state of pain and divide within our nation.


3.
Creed
Something has happened to me over the last few years:  I've become a massive fan of the Rocky series!  I've always liked the movies, loved the first one as a classic, thought the rest were okay, but my love and interest in these movies has grown rapidly recently.  Maybe it's because I'm getting older?  Who knows.. What I can say is this:  Creed is a worthy continuation of the Rocky mythos and one of the very best in the series.  Great cast (Jordan, Thompson, Stallone are all fantastic), great story (it mirrors the OG Rocky but is also its own thing), some of the best boxing action every committed to celluloid (seriously, the single take fight is breathtaking!), some excellent emotional moments (the relationships between Adonis/Bianca and Adonis/Rocky are both played perfectly), some fist pumping YES! moments (when Bill Conti's theme music comes up for the first time: CHILLS!), this is a damn great film and a true winner.


4.
Tangerine
Engaging and very well made, all the more impressive as this was shot entirely on an iPhone5.  I love how the film just drops you into this world of these transwomen prostitutes, turning tricks, doing drugs and living life and it's all presented non-judgementally.  There's no broad statements or proclamations here either, instead it's just a funny, unique, very human and kinda sweet story that's a bit fucked up.  It's also a Christmas movie, so maybe buy Grandma a copy this year for the holidays.


5.
Bone Tomahawk
A really good western that descends into intense horror territory.  The dialogue and the characters are excellent, with Kurt Russell, Matthew Fox, and Richard Jenkins really breathing life into their roles (Patrick Wilson is okay, but honestly, inmyopinon, he was a bit outshined by the others).  The cinematography is excellent and the gore effects are incredible, this is a strong and assured debut film and as far as horror-cannibal-westerns go, it will be hard to beat.


6.
Anomalisa
Incredibly authentic portrait of middle-aged male depression and narcissism colliding in an Ohio hotel room, made all the more remarkable as it is entirely stop-motion animated, quite realistically so (there's full frontal nudity).  The film is sweet, sad, uniquely weird, and also very funny (there's a hilariously relatable sequence in the shower).

Charlie Kaufman proves that no matter the medium he is the master of telling idiosyncratic stories about depression, life, love, existence, etc.  He also proves that nothing good ever happens in hotel rooms.  Or Cincinnati.


7.
Phoenix
Absolutely fantastic, has a pulp premise (a disfigured concentration camp survivor, unrecognizable due to facial reconstruction surgery, returns to post-war Berlin looking for her husband) but everything plays out in subtle nuances and small, little character moments.  Strong performances throughout, especially from Nina Hoss, and the final scene in the film is among the very best ever, a marvelous moment that puts a perfect cap on a great film.


8.
The Duke of Burgundy
I didn't ultimately care for director Peter Strickland's previous film, Berberian Sound Studio, but in this film, a wonderful and fascinating story about lesbian love and sexual domination, I found the cinematography, the performances, and what was being said about love, romance, and relationships to all be remarkable, fascinating, stunning, and beautiful.
Pinastri, forever.


9.
Inside Out
Smart, unique, clever, fun, touching, rousing, engaging, one of Pixar's best films with some of their very best animation (the abstract thought sequence is fantastic).  If I have to sit through a few years of the company making sequels to their hit movies before I get to see something original and amazing like this, well, I guess I'll sit through Finding Dory and just wait then.  Wait and dream...


10.
It Follows
Spooky and well made, a modern horror classic.  The atmosphere and tension come from a very simple concept and story (also from the stellar soundtrack by Disasterpiece).  One of the things I love about this movie is how the kids all seem to behave in age appropriate ways, from how they interact with one another to the decisions they make when things start getting weird.  I've read complaints about how they just run from place to place trying to hide from/deal with this entity, but to me it all makes logical teenager-sense.  Even their ill-advised trip to the municipal pool at the end is the kind of half-baked idea that teens would come up with.  It all worked for me and I think it works for the world within this movie.


11.
Room
This is one of those "the less you know about it" kind of movies, so I'll keep it brief:  Brie Larson (who knocks this one out of the park) is a kidnapped young woman who is trapped in a room with her young son (also fantastic) who has never known anything but the inside of the room.  Claustrophobic and heartbreaking while also managing to be a tense thriller, the film ultimately finds epiphanies on parenthood, childhood, isolation, adaptation, and love.


12.
The Diary of a Teenage Girl
The exploration of a young girl's sexuality and her coming of age.  Set in 70s San Francisco, with all the drugs, hippies, weirdos, big parks, flared pants, and needle drops that that implies, this is the story of a 15 year old girl, an artistic type named Minnie, who is dating her mother's boyfriend.

Frank and upfront, there's a realism coming through here (even with the moments augmented by animation) that I would imagine would make this a realistic and authentic portrayal of what it is like to grow up as a girl, emotionally speaking of course.  I mean, I hope most young girls aren't sleeping with older men, even if they do look like Alexander Skarsgård.


13.
Bridge of Spies
Solid, clean, classical American filmmaking.  This Spielberg guy knows what he's doing.  The contributions from the Coen Bros. in the script can be felt throughout, bubbling up in the plot mechanics, small character moments, and slight bits of humor.  Not one of Tom Hanks' funnier movies, but still a great thriller with an amazing (based on a true) story.


14.
The Look of Silence
Follow-up and companion film to The Act of Killing, which was my favorite film of 2013.  The Look of Silence isn't as artistically daring with recreations or its locations as its predecessor, but the story is every bit as amazing and powerful.  Following a military coup in Indonesian in the mid-60s there was a mass genocide of suspected communists and dissenters, most of them innocents.  Up to a million people were killed.  The men who perpetrated those crimes are still in power to this day.

While The Act of Killing focused on those men and getting them to discuss what they did, this film instead gives voice to the families of the victims, specifically that of a young optometrist who goes around interviewing some of these guys while giving them eye exams.  Their reactions to the realties of what they did is chilling and you start to have grave concerns for this optometrist's safety, as talking about these things in such a way is something that just isn't done.  It's quite a brave thing that's done here, the lifting of silence.  A remarkable two film series.


15.
What We Do in the Shadows
In general I'm not a huge fan of vampire movies, but this New Zealand comedy really takes the piss out of the bloodsuckers and makes good use of the lore, legends, and history of vamps.  Not much of a plot but what goings-ons there are here manage to be pretty funny with good gags, jokes, and likable performances (who doesn't like the werewolves?!).  One complaint: I would've liked there to be more Petyr.


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the next ten:
-Ex Machina - A great small scale/big idea science fiction thriller, with impressive special effects and an interesting and intriguing story; it's like Neil LaBute's The Shape of Things by way of Spielberg's A.I.  Also, that Oscar Isaac dance scene is INCREDIBLE!

-Chi-Raq - A hot mess but fascinating and very enjoyable.  Will be interesting to see how Spike Lee's encapsulation of our current troubled racial climate ages over time.

-Sicario - Doesn't add much new to the drug cartel movie genre, but it does have great cinematography, performances, and a couple superb suspense sequences.

-The Tribe - Ukrainian arthouse film, told only in sign language.  Mesmerizing and meditative but also unflinchingly brutal and uncomfortable.  A difficult film to be sure, but worthwhile.

-Queen of Earth - Elizabeth Moss cries her eyes out in Alex Ross Perry's lake house version of Repulsion.

-Love & Mercy - Surprisingly solid biopic that avoids becoming run-of-the-mill with its artiness and use of montage.  Also, any chance I get to see Brian Wilson (even a fictionalized version) working in the studio recording Beach Boys magic, I'm going to take it.

-Ant-Man - Refreshing smaller scale Marvel superhero movie.  The Cure "Disintegration" moment might be my favorite joke of the year.

-We Are Still Here - Effective and spooky grieving parents/haunted house movie with a great soundtrack.

-Mistress America
"I think I'm sick, and I don't know if my ailment has a name.  It's just me sitting and staring at the internet or television for long periods of time, interspersed by trying to not do that and then lying about what I've been doing.  And then I'll get so excited about something that the excitement overwhelms me and I can't sleep or do anything and I just am in love with everything but can't figure out how to make myself work in the world."

"I think I have that too."

-The Martian - The funniest space movie since Space Jam!



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Worst Movies I Mistakenly Thought Might Be Worth Watching:

-Cooties - Very disappointed in this weak zombie children horror comedy.  Don't get Cooties.

-Pound of Flesh - Van Damme has been making some great movies in recent years.  This is not one of them.

-Burying the Ex - I hate to rag on a Joe Dante movie, but this is a big *whiff*

-Jurassic World - The best part of this was, after the movie finished in the theater, some guy up in the balcony shouted out a displeased "booooo!"

-Slow West - The cartoonish "salt in the wound" scene made me fold my arms and shout "oh, c'mon!" at my TV.

-The Gift - A lot of people like this.  I'm not one of them.  It starts off with some promise, but descends into sub-mediocrity, like maybe just a step above "made for cable TV thriller."  Jason Bateman leans hard into his natural unlikability, but the other two leads offer me nothing.  Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this movie?  And the ending, the big reveal, well, no spoilers, but seems to me some tests could alleviate some questions about the gift, am I right?



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Well, there you go.  What do you think?
Agree?  Disagree?  What were your favorites of 2015?



Wednesday, October 28, 2015

13 Great Horror Titles streaming on Netflix right Now! - October 2015




It's Halloween season which means that sometime in the next couple of days you'll be scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch, which can be tricky because the Netflix horror section has a lot of garbage in it.  To be fair, there are some classics mixed in, like Re-Animator, Rosemary's Baby, Day of the Dead, Hellraiser I & II, The Omen, The Monster Squad, and even The Babadook (which you've seen and either you love or hate it).


But let's say you've seen all those (and good god, if you haven't, then by all means watch them!) and you're looking for something lesser known, new and/or different.

Well you're in luck!  Here's a list of 13 Great Horror Gems streaming on Netflix right Now, some great titles that'll spook, creep, and scare you this Halloween.  Check it out!


13.  Let the Right One In
Maybe you're familiar with the American remake, Let Me In, but let me tell you, the Swedish original is head and shoulders above that perfectly okay version of this story about a weird young boy who becomes obsessed with his neighbor, a young girl, who is a vampire.

So yeah, this being a foreign film means you have to be willing to read subtitles to enjoy this one, but c'mon, don't be a loser (to be read in Donald Trump voice)!  I consider Let the Right One In to be not only one of the best horror movies of the last 10 years, but also one of the greatest vampire movies ever made, and minus a wonky cat sequence, I think it is a flawless film.  It's beautifully photographed, it has some wonderful moments of violence, and it perfectly captures that lonely feeling that comes with being an outsider (and a vampire).  It's great, so put your reading glasses on and check it out!






12.   The American Scream



Documentary about "home haunters," people who dress up their homes in haunted house-like attractions during Halloween.  Set in Massachusetts, the movie follows three different sets of haunters, each more idiosyncratic than the next.  There are some surprisingly touching moments in here, and the final 20 minutes when Halloween finally arrives and the haunts get active is really fantastic stuff.  This is a really fun documentary from the director of Best Worst Movie (a doc about the cult following of Troll 2) and a must see for anybody obsessed with the spookiest of holidays.






11.   Black Death
This is a rare period piece horror film, specifically one dealing with the Black Plague during the 14th Century, which surprisingly is somewhat also rare for a horror movie.  A young monk travels with a group of soldiers who are in a quest to find a remote marshland village untouched by the plague and a necromancer rumored to be hiding out there.

A combination of Game of Thrones and The Wicker Man, with a dash of man-on-a-mission films thrown in there, this is a dark and grim historical horror flick.  Stars Sean Bean and Carice von Houten add to the GoT comparison, but the whole ensemble is good, including David Warner and Eddie Redmayne.  The story might be a bit predictable, but the action and gore is nice, and I appreciated the rather bleak ending.




10.  Jug Face


A very good film from first time director Chad Crawford Kinkle, this is a weird backwoods cult film about a strange rural society that worships a hole in the ground, a pit, that seems to house some sort of entity that requires sacrifices. . .yeah, this is a weird one, but I liked a lot of what is here:  the isolated rural setting, the way it explores social taboos, the great musical score, the fantastic lead performance by Lauren Ashley Carter, and excellent support by Sean Bridges, Larry Fessenden, and Sean Young(!!).


Jug Face:  silly title; good movie.









9.  Housebound


Horror/comedy out of New Zealand, a little ridiculous but never goofy.  The premise is solid: a troubled woman is ordered into house arrest and must go stay with her mother in the house she grew up in which may (or may not) be haunted.  The acting is good and there are some decent scares (and laughs) but . . . .

Personally I wasn't 100% onboard with every twist and turn this movie takes, but it is a good movie that a lot of people who are not me seem to really really love, so maybe you'll be one of them and really love this movie too.  It's good; see it.





8.  Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
This is one I consider to be a classic, but it seems general audiences aren't aware of it and new horror fans are ignoring it.  Maybe that's because it is totally bleak and brutal and isn't a funtime horror movie for regular people.  However, if you like things that get dark (like, really dark), then may I introduce you to Henry.

Played chillingly by Michael Rooker, Henry follows the story of a psycho cold killer as he weaves his way through various murders and violence, along with his creep, sicko buddy Otis (Tom Towles).  Based on real life serial killer Henry Lee Lucas, this is an unpleasant film, with a loose narrative that gives it this unnervingly realistic tone, but I find it to be a really strong, great film.  If you're looking to be disturbed by a movie, this is a good choice.

Also, all Walking Dead and Guardians of the Galaxy fans need to watch this and experience why Michael Rooker is truly someone you do not want to cross paths with.


7.  We Are What We Are

I thought Jorge Michel Grau's original 2010 film was a very good movie, but I really loved this remake from Jim Mickle, which takes the same basic premise and does something slightly different with it and gives it a different flavor.

What I loved and really responded to was just how depressing and bittersweet the film is.  The performances across the board are fantastic, there's so much longing and sadness amid the splashes of violence and the creepy religious tones, and it matches wonderfully with the dread that naturally comes with an isolated rural gothic setting.  It's the kind of stuff that sticks with you after the movie ends.

It's all very unpleasant and occasionally nasty, but how could a story about a family of cannibals not be?  I enjoyed it very much.

Bonus mention:  Another film from Jim Mickle, the very good vampire film Stakeland, which is like a zombie apocalypse movie if the zombies were vampires, is also available on Netflix.



6.  Ravenous

Another cannibal movie!  Another period piece!  I've always felt this one was underseen and under appreciated, which is a shame as it has a great cast with Guy Pearce, Robert Carlye, Jeremy Davies, Jeffrey Jones, and David Arquette, not to mention an excellent soundtrack by Damon Albarn.  This isn't as bleak of a film as some others on this list, as it has this wry humorous tone to it, but it does provide plenty of action and bloodshed.

Plus, "HE WAS LICKING ME!!!"






5.  Nightbreed (Director's Cut)

One of my favorites from when I was younger, Nightbreed has seen a resurgence with the recent release of Clive Barker's Director's Cut, which changes the film in many ways while keeping the main focus on a group of monsters who live in a community and how they're threatened by the outside world.

Still totally great, this movie is a real blast and is a must see for fans of cool monsters, Clive Barker, and David Cronenberg (who plays a major character in the film).








4.  The Taking of Deborah Logan
Found footage movies are generally tedious and lame, but this one is surprisingly effective and well made.  Set up like a documentary film for a medical school thesis project, the subject of the film is Alzheimer's and its affect on the individual afflicted and their family.  Deborah Logan is the one affected, but could she be suffering from something MORE than the disease?  Well, this is a horror movie. . .

Very creepy, spooky, and full of atmosphere, this movie keeps upping the tension while also upping the whatthefuckery.  The special effects are killer, especially a sequence towards the end that might haunt some viewer's nightmares..

Jill Larson stars as the title character and she is GREAT!  Apparently she never used a body double and did all of her own stunts, which is amazing because she really goes for it, which is fantastic for an actor of her age (or any age, really).  I was particularly fascinated with her performance because Larson played Opal on the long running daytime soap opera All My Children, which was my mother's favorite soap and I would see it all the time on sick days or during summer vacation while growing up.  I can't wait to recommend this movie to my mom!!


3.  I Saw The Devil

From South Korea (more subtitles!?!), this is a nasty fun revenge movie.  The South Koreans are on top of their game when it comes to genre cinema, specifically revenge films, and this one is a game of brutal one-upmanship between a serial killer and the fiancé of one of his victims, a detective who goes to great lengths to get his vengeance.

Brutal and occasionally insane outbursts of violence and mayhem, stunning photography and inventive camerawork, emotional devastation and transformation underscored by the great music, that pitch black Korean humor, I Saw The Devil is pretty much everything you can and should expect from South Koran genre cinema.  It's great!


2.  Starry Eyes
One of my favorite movies from last year, a fantastic lead performance by Alex Essoe, a GREAT synth score, a really unique and strong vision for a horror film, pulling from the wells of Cronenberg and Polanski, it is uncomfortable, disturbing, beautiful, and intensely violent, sometimes all within moments of one another.  Basically it's everything I look for in a great horror movie.


1.  Maniac
I am a huge fan of William Lustig's 1980 classic Maniac, so it came as a bit of a surprise to me that the 2012 remake was, not only good, but was excellent!  Elijah Wood, at first a seemingly odd choice for the lead role as the titular maniac, is really damn good.  He's not sweaty or heavy breathy like Joe Spinell, but he emotes well and fully commits to the role.

The violence is intense and graphic and might be off-putting to some, but fans of the original should expect that.  Unexpected might be that the movie has an interesting framework/gimmick with the entirety of the movie mostly shot in the maniac's POV, an idea that shouldn't' work but succeeds more often than not.  It even leads to a couple brilliantly shot sequences.

In addition, the LA setting makes for a much more clean and neon soaked local as compared to the scuzzy NYC vibe of the original, as the filmmakers seems much more interested in achieving Italian-giallo style visuals (which works for me).  The music is FANTASTIC, I've been listening to the soundtrack for months now.  It's a great dread soaked synth nightmare, just another great layer to an excellent horror film.  Check it out!



There you have it, 13 scary suggestions for your Halloween viewing pleasure!  Glad I could help!
Now go home and enjoy the scares!!

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Top 15 Films of 2014


As I did with last year's Top Films List, I'm posting my personal favorite films from 2014 list today on Oscar Sunday.  I don't feel the need to rush and finish a Best of the Year List at the end of said year, especially when there are more films I need to see and consider.  The extra time to catch up is quite nice, but even with six extra weeks there are things I still haven't seen, including NightcrawlerSelma, Interstellar, Force Majeure, Ida, The Overnighters, Citizenfour, Enemy, Foxcatcher, American Sniper, Wetlands, The One I Love, Listen Up Philip, We are the Best, and others.

2014 was a good year for movies.  These were my favorites.


TOP 15 FILMS OF 2014


1.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Picking a favorite film of the year is sometimes difficult.  This year there were a lot of contenders,  and I struggled a little bit with this, but in the end I feel that The Grand Budapest Hotel was one of the most entertaining and well crafted films of the year and has potential to be an all-timer.  This may very well be Wes Anderson's best film, as everything in it is running at peak-Anderson levels; the characters, the cast, the humor, the darkness, the violence, the cinematography, the turns of events, the layered story structure, everything just hums with excellence.  This one is a real treat.

2.
Under the Skin
Ostensibly a difficult film (it took me two viewings to fully fall under its spell), viewers who give themselves over to the very specific rhythms of its images will be rewarded, as there are some rather stunning visuals and special effects work, as well as a particularly unnerving film score, contained within this art-house/science fiction hybrid.  Starring a perfectly cast Scarlett Johansson, director Jonathan Glazer has delivered a thoughtful, challenging, and beautiful sci-fi film, one worthy of further dissection and admiration for years to come.

3.
The Guest
From the filmmakers of last year's home invasion thriller You're Next comes this immensely enjoyable film, one that I watched with a big, stupid grin on my face.  This movie delivers on so many levels; the action, the mystery, the dread, the music (that Mike Simonetti song that plays in the bar scene is KILLER!), the humor, the visuals, the acting, everything just pops and is spot-on.  Dan Stevens is magnetic in the lead role of David, somehow pulling off the impossible task of playing a character that is the hero of an action movie and also the villain in a horror film.  The rest of the cast is also great, I particularly loved the younger brother, Luke, and all of his perfect reactions to the stuff David tells him.  The Guest definitely has its influences, namely the early films of John Carpenter, The Terminator, and Halloween III: Season of the Witch, but it manages to wholly be its own thing, and that thing is a completely engaging and entertaining action-thriller-horror film!

4.
Blue Ruin
A wonderfully staged and executed revenge thriller, one of the best I've seen in quite some time.  It's tense, bleak, and brutal, but also finds time for moments of quiet heartbreak, thanks to an excellent lead performance by Macon Blair.  Don't sleep on this one.

5.
Snowpiercer
This is one of those big idea science fiction films that uses its silly premise (in the future, the last remnants of humanity reside on a super fast train that travels around the ice-covered, uninhabitable world) to comment on and work as an allegory for things that are happening in society and in the modern world around us.  In addition to that, it's a kickass action film with some great visuals.  Director Bong Joon-Ho delivers all of the style and personal flair found in his South Korean films (this was his first English language picture), and Chris Evans delivers a great lead performance, subverting and using his Captain America charm to great effect.

6.
Boyhood
Everything you've heard is true; Richard Linklater's Boyhood is excellent.  The gimmick of filming over the course of 12 years works, imbuing the characters with extra depth, and the way the film breathes and moves makes for a breezy almost-three hour watch.  Patricia Arquette gives a great performance, brave and raw in its honesty, and she absolute deserves the Academy Award.

7.
Starry Eyes
2014 was a good year for genre films, and when it came to straight-up horror films, Starry Eyes was without a doubt my favorite.  Alex Essoe gives a strong lead performance as a young actress trying to make it in Hollywood, willing to do whatever necessary.  This movie works very much as a metaphor for the perils of ambition and for the terrible, horrible things that await Young Hollywood.  Invoking thoughts of early Polanski and Cronenberg, this film is disturbing, uncomfortable, and brutal in its violence, while handling its imagery beautifully with plenty of doses of whatthefuckery, and, not to mention, it has a GREAT synth score.  Basically, it has everything I look for in a great horror film.

8.
Whiplash
Intense and gripping, this is a must-see for all the drummers and jazz musicians out there.  This is a fantastic study of the competitive spirit that is within an individual as they pursue personal perfection and how that competitiveness must smash through roadblocks like self doubt and the challenges of being mentored by an egomaniac and borderline sadistic teacher.  J.K. Simmons and Miles Teller are both excellent, this one grabs you and doesn't let up!  Oh yeah, and all movies should end with an epic drum solo like this one.

9.
The Babadook
Here's a creepy good one out of Australia.  This is a smart film, working on many metaphoric levels, basically dealing with the damaging psychological effects of repressed resentment and guilt and with suppressing that dark parental urge to sometimes want to murder your annoying child.  Essie Davis gives a standout performance as the tormented mother, bringing a weary sympathy to her character that helps later during darker moments in the film when the evil entity enters her house.

10.
Inherent Vice
While I may not be 100% sure what was going on at all times in this movie, I still enjoyed the ride.  This is a difficult film to get a narrative grasp on, which might be due to its faithfulness to the source material (I've not read Pynchon's novel), as characters mumble and speak endlessly at one another about things that happened offscreen in scenes that are long, single takes (actually, those scenes are mostly great).  I loved the look of the film, the fuzzy/grainy texture to it.  It's very authentically '70s, in look, style, design, and in those long takes.  Joaquin Phoenix nails his role as Doc Sportello, he's great.  Josh Brolin is great too.  The way he eats a banana is hilarious!

11.
Guardians of the Galaxy
The best of the summer blockbusters!  Funny, action packed, big weird science fiction stuff, cool comic book nerd stuff, some nice emotional moments, and a thumping soundtrack.  Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, and Dave Bautista are all great, and that talking tree and raccoon are pretty cool, too.  Great popcorn movie fun and further proof that Marvel Studios knows what they're doing.

12.
John Wick
John Wick is a B movie with A+ action choreography.  Keanu is in full badass mode and shoots a ton of people in the head while on his path of vengeance.  The nightclub scene is a highlight, as is the cast, mostly in small but crucial roles (Dafoe, McShane, Leguizamo).  My only major complaint with the film is some of the musical choices, as parts of the score and soundtrack are decidedly not cool '90s guitar rock.  The Marilyn Manson song that is used, not once, but twice(?!), is incredibly distracting in what is otherwise a tight revenge-action movie.

13. 
Gone Girl
A horror film for married dudes.  This is a good, pulpy thriller, even if some of the third act shenanigans don't hold up to narrative scrutiny.  David Fincher doesn't fool around when it comes to filmcraft, so you can count on the movie looking great and moving like clockwork.  The score is really good, as are some of the performances (particularly the sister).  Rosamund Pike plays one of the best villains of the year.

14.
Locke
The entirety of this movie is Tom Hardy driving in his car and talking on a speaker phone, dealing with work and life problems for 90 minutes, AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY RIVETING!!

15. 
The Raid 2
Narratively this is more dense than the first one (honestly, I got lost a little in what was going on) but the action scenarios are top notch.  The prison yard rumble!  Prakoso!  Baseball Bat Man!  Hammer Girl!  Yes, Yes, and YES!!


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the next ten:

-Captain America: The Winter Soldier - This spy adventure action thriller is one of Marvel's best!

-Joe - Nicolas Cage gives a wonderfully understated performance in this great David Gordon Green film.

-Obvious Child - A very funny romantic comedy about abortion.

-Only Lovers Left Alive - Light on the vampire stuff but heavy on the Jarmusch.  I liked it.

-Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - I am very pleased with the way these new ape movies are turning out.

-Coherence - A low budget sci-fi head trip, full of general unease and tension that slowly ramps up.

-Edge of Tomorrow - Watch Tom Cruise die a bunch of times!  I just wish the aliens weren't so generic.

-Finding Vivian Maier - A solid documentary about an undiscovered, eccentric street photographer.

-Noah - I admire the boldness of such a film; the "creation sequence" is one of the best scenes of the year.

-Jodorowsky's Dune - The amazing story of the greatest movie never made.


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The Most Overrated Film of the Year:  
Birdman
Okay, here's the thing...sure, we all love Michael Keaton, we can all agree on that, but Birdman, on a whole, isn't that gripping or compelling or interesting of a story (and honestly, Keaton is merely only okay in the role).  I actually found parts of it to be a slog.  This is the kind of movie that actors and Hollywood types and entertainment people love to fawn over because it speaks to and strokes their egos.  However, the script has no subtext as everything is pure surface level, delivered in literal and obvious manners (lots of characters proclaiming and exclaiming who they are and what they mean) that rob the film of any true depth or emotion.  The themes of this movie are very easy to extract, which might be another reason for its popularity: it's a dumbly written movie that convinces people it is smart because of how it was made, because how it was made is what is truly impressing (and fooling) people about this movie.

Birdman is filmed in such a way that it appears to be a single, fluid, continuous shot.  While this is impressive and the cinematography should be congratulated, it is just a gimmick.  This movie is all gimmick, and I realize I used that term while talking about Boyhood up above, but in Boyhood's case, the story is served by the gimmick, it enriches the narrative.  In Birdman, the gimmick is the story, it's what people talk about, it's what impresses them, but strip away that artifice and you're left with something a lot less interesting.

Birdman isn't a bad movie, I don't want to totally trash on it, but it is nothing more than average and it definitely might not be deserving of all the high praise it is getting or a potential Best Picture Oscar tonight, even if it is the kind of movie, in the tradition of Argo and The Artist, that Hollywood likes to congratulate itself on making.

**UPDATE**  So of course Birdman won Best Picture.  Ha.


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The Worst Movies I Made the Mistake of Watching in 2014:

-The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - An amazing spider-mess.  This movie spider-blew.  And so on. . .

-Need for Speed - Ugh.  I appreciate the real car stunts and driving, but jeez, this movie is terrible.

-Robocop - The only interesting thing in this unnecessary remake is the fact that there is an action sequence set to Hocus Pocus by Focus.

-Bad Words - This is so bad it makes me wish I watched Teen Wolf Too instead.  Serious question:  is Jason Bateman actually funny?

-The Monuments Men - Monumentally weak!

-The Interview - Notable for the controversy surrounding it, but not worthy of it.

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*One other note: I've noticed Ben Wheatley's A Field in England pop up on a few people's Best Of 2014 Lists, but I can't agree with that.  Not that it isn't a great movie (it is spectacular) but because, even though it saw American release in 2014, it actually was released domestically in England in 2013, and I like to abide by domestic release dates when dealing with foreign films.  Otherwise it would be in my Top 5 (it really is spectacular).


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Well, there you go.  What do you think?
Agree?  Disagree?  What were your favorites of 2014?